Ohhhh, Oprah's gonna be p---ed! TheSmokingGun.com alleges that one of Winfrey's best-selling book-club picks A Million Little Pieces, James Frey's supposedly factual account of his days as a druggy criminal is chock-full of fibs, fabrications and flat-out lies. Although the author threatened to sue faster than you or I could phone Lionel Hutz, I would have just replied, "Dude, what the hell do I know? I was wasted at the time." I mean, really, people. Being rich and successful and a big ol' faker is just not that tricky. Ask Ausiello.