Question: Are you going to do anything special to kick off the 50th anniversary of Smurfs? I bet you could get us Ausholes to join in! Maybe you could start by turning your column blue for a day?

Answer: I ran that idea by the producer in charge of all things AA and he made a really angry face and pounded his fist into a wall, so methinks we may have to come up with an easier way to mark the occasion. Something that doesn't involve 10 developers and a brand-new template. Here's an idea: What if you guys went onto eBay, purchased a bunch of vintage Smurf loot, and then mailed it to me? How much fun would that be?!