Shia LaBeouf by Eric Charbonneau/WireImage.com Shia LaBeouf by Eric Charbonneau/WireImage.com

Dude, nobody needs chapstick that bad! Over the weekend, the Transformers goody two-shoes - who cemented his squeaky-clean rep by telling Entertainment Weekly that he'd never, ever wanna be a Lohan - was arrested for trespassing at a drugstore in Chicago. - Ben Katner