SEVENTH TIME'S THE CHARM
Jerry O'Connell's less famous bro, Charlie, has been tapped to star in the next edition of ABC's The Bachelor (premiering March 28). Although it's not clear what exactly the 29-year-old does for a living, ABC's press release describes him as a "jack of all trades who enjoys a fantastic lifestyle and a love for life that is contagious." Of course, said press release also describes the struggling Bachelor franchise as a "hit," so proceed with caution. Speaking of which, Monday's two-hour Bachelorette climax in which Jen Schefft shot down two marriage proposals averaged an anemic 8.4 million viewers.