Question: Please give me the scoop on Entourage's third season. 

Answer: Can this wait two days? Because I'll have a ton of scoop on Ari and Co. in my (wait for it wait for it ) new weekly TVGuide.com column, The Ausiello Report!!! Launching Friday, TAR will feature a mix of breaking news, profiles, Q&As and some repurposed material from my similarly titled mag column. Short-story-short: I'll be coming to you twice a week! Now help me celebrate by going to the TV Guide Store and buying something with the word "Ausiello" on it!