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Bill Nye (aka see above) has requested a restraining order against his own wife, TMZ says. He claims that his estranged missus snuck into his vegetable garden on Labor Day dressed like a cat burglar in order to poison his plants. In her defense, Mrs. Science Guy insisted that the attack had nothing to do with hating her spouse and everything to do with hating broccoli. - Ben Katner