If we are to believe the court papers recently filed by Alec Baldwin  and frankly, the allegations are just too delicious not to  his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Kim Basinger, has been poisoning their (thankfully) only child's mind against him by giving her candy bars with smack-talking wrappers. The New York Post reports that one read, "To my daughter, Ireland, who gave me the strength... to stand up for myself... Mom." Gee, she woulda had me at chocolate.