Hey, remember Romy and Michele's High School Reunion? No? Well, read this anyway: ABC is mining the woefully underrated 1997 comedy — which co-starred Mira Sorvino and Lisa Kudrow as '80s era party girls — for a two-hour TV movie. Romy and Michele: Behind the Velvet Rope will be a prequel of sorts, with Roswell's Katherine Heigl as Romy and unknown actress Alex Breckenridge as Michele. With casting underway for the other roles, we can't help but wonder: Who could possibly replace Janeane Garofalo?