Question: Are you any relation to the Ausiellos from Boston? My father was born there, and we now live in the Bay Area. His grandfather is from Naples. Don't come across the name Ausiello very often. Just wondering.
Answer: There's an easy way we can figure this out. If you're wealthy or in a position to advance my career in any way, then yes, we're related. Otherwise, please stop harassing me or I'll call the cops.