She was so cute as Donna Martin, you could at least pretend to still care. In conjunction with the 90210 grad and hubby du jour Dean McDermott's upcoming Oxygen reality series, Tori & Dean: Inn Love - in which they go all Newhart and open an inn - the cabler is offering up some glitzy prizes to the winner of a name-their-B&B contest at Oxygen.com. Don't bother submitting "Starved for Attention" or "Strapped for Cash"; natch, I beat you to 'em.

In other reality-TV news, weather-beaten Poison lead singer Bret Michaels will try to land a date à la Flavor of Love in a new VH1 series, Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. Wait, Bret Michaels gets televised assistance in scoring, yet poor Paula Abdul still has a profile languishing on Match.com?!