Yesterday President Bush OK'ed a new law that would send movie pirates — you know, those annoying guys who sit through a whole flick with a camcorder on their shoulders — to prison for up to three years. That sentence, of course, would double if the film being duplicated were Fahrenheit 9/11. He then sent the networks into a tizzy by announcing a last-minute news conference for this evening — the first night of May sweeps!