Question: I thought my husband was the only person who thought the monster on Lost is Vincent the dog! He's very happy that you and Alex D share his opinion (Ask Ausiello 4/13). As an aside, don't the people who are getting mad at you for recapping episodes from the night before know not to read anything about their favorite shows until they actually watch them? You totally should not be blamed for anything. — Cherlene Nerland

Ausiello: Anything? Really? Not even all that mean stuff I said about Elisabeth Rohm? Not even the time I made fun of Barry Manilow? What about the incident back in '87 when I told my brother the iron was off? I'm off the hook for all of that? Cool.