Question: You suck! You should have your column censored and your keyboard keys completely smashed for talking negative about life as we know it aka the best show on any network. You suck! Scott
Ausiello: Hey, watch your language, kiddo. I made you, therefore, I can break you. All I said was that ABC was probably gonna kill it in early December. I never said anything about it being bad. Actually, I kinda think life's pretty good. But the cold, hard truth is that not enough people are watching it to keep it alive. Now there has been a bit of good news since last we spoke, and I'll share it with you, Scott, if you promise to watch that mouth of yours. Promise? OK. ABC announced Monday that a life marathon will air on MTV on Nov. 27 and Dec. 4 proof positive that the network still believes in the show. The real test comes Dec. 2 when it returns to ABC's lineup. If more than 5 million viewers tune in (up from the 4 million that watched the last original episode), it's got a fighting chance. Now, behave yourself, Scott, before I introduce you to my pal, Ivanna Riddlin.