Question: A strange subject came up at work the other day. Who was the actor on the Paul Masson wine commercial of several years ago who said, "Drink no wine before its time?" Thank you. — Chris M.

Televisionary: Actually, Chris, that's sell no wine, as in, "We will sell no wine before its time." And that was no mere actor, mind you. That was the late, great Orson Welles, who together with writer Howard Koch scared the bejeesus out of the entire country, convincing listeners nationwide with the too-real radio production of War of the Worlds that we were being invaded by aliens in 1938.

Welles, who was overweight and being treated for a heart condition and diabetes at the time of his death in 1985, was an actor, producer, writer and director who worked on 60 movies in his lifetime after kicking off his long showbiz career on the stage. He shilled for Masson and other companies for what he termed "grocery money," but he's probably best known for film masterpieces such as Citizen Kane

, The Magnificent Ambersons and Touch of Evil, which was recently released in a celebrated director's cut.

So, what was the strange subject?