Question: Is it "I Slept With All The Right People"? — John Annese

Ausiello: Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! But in my defense, sometimes sleeping just means cuddling. (And sometimes, it doesn't.) Congrats, John, for winning AA's final acronym quiz! There's a Safari Smurf and business card with my telephone number and e-mail address scratched out headed your way.