Question: Some rabid Enterprise fans are actually trying to raise money (like $30 million) to pay for a final season of the show. Do you think they have a Snapple's chance of succeeding? — Dubious

Ausiello: Seems like a long shot, but I gotta admire their spunk. I actually considered taking up a collection for a Santa Barbara reunion movie, but then it hit me: I'd probably just end up spending the donations on Smurfs.