Question: OMG! You got invited to cover the Lost DVD launch party (Ask Ausiello 4/27)? Do you need an assistant to help you? I will send you 12 cases of Snapple as a bribe! Please let me know so I can book my ticket soon. — Mike Yuen

Ausiello: Sadly, TV Guide's strict ethics code prohibits reporters from accepting gifts in exchange for favors. We are, however, allowed to accept gifts in exchange for nothing, so I'm happy to take that Snapple off your hands.