Question: OK, Televisionary. I am not going to give you weeks or months to answer my question. Tell me this week or I'll find someone who might better do your job. Howard Cunningham on the popular TV show Happy Days belonged to a club. Please tell me and the rest of your devoted readers what club he belonged to. I'll tell my co-workers what a genius you are if you print it in your next installment. Thanks from Indiana. — Paul

Televisionary: Oh, come now, Paul. The guy who sells overpriced gum in this building's lobby could better do my job. What I'm saying is, it's not that tough to be a fraud. (Just ask Lui... sniff.)

						 Howard Cunningham (Tom Bosley) belonged to the Leopard Lodge.

Now, please — let the co-worker enlightenment begin.