Question: If Keri Russell were to be convicted of a heinous murder, would you still love her? I'm trying to get an accurate measure of your obsession with her. Thanks, cheeky-poo. — Jennifer E.

Ausiello: I'm not going to play your little reindeer games, Jennifer. Nice try. I will, however, take this opportunity to plug the new issue of TV Guide magazine, which contains scoop about a new collaboration between Ms. Russell and one of her former Felicity colleagues. It's so exciting I'm actually soiling my pants as I write this.