Question: I just read last week's "Ask Ausiello" and I think you should do that radio interview on WDUN in Gainesville, Ga. Just make sure there's a link so we can all enjoy it as well. And tell TPTB at TV Guide that your column needs to run twice a week. We can't get enough of you! — Heidi Ellis

Ausiello: I am pleased to report that after some tense negotiations, I have agreed to sit down for a rare, exclusive interview with WDUN's showbiz guru Bill Wilson. For legal reasons, I'm not allowed to discuss the specifics of the deal, but suffice it to say the station is taking very good care of me. Plus, Bill promised not to delve into my painful history with obesity. I've talked that topic to death and it's time to move on.