Question: You couldn't just answer a few questions from your laptop wherever you are for the holidays? I'm already going through Christmas-cookie withdrawal, now "Ask Ausiello" withdrawal, too? How much can a girl handle? — Kirsten

Ausiello: How about an old-fashioned ass-whoopin'? Can you handle that? Answer a few questions from my laptop? Is that all you think goes into "Ask Ausiello"? Hmmph.