Question: I've been holding off e-mailing you for a while lest you think I'm a weirdo stalker but dude, your "Entertainment News" and now this happy, fun column rock my world. Plus, all of your favorite shows are mine, too. My proposal — can I tag along with you for a day? I write, edit and make a mean call for takeout. — Larry

Ausiello: Ah, but how are your spooning skills?