Question: Hey, Televisionary, you are the awesomest. In your Jan. column you said the last name of the Malcolm in the Middle family has never been revealed. One of our local DJs was giving concert tickets away to anyone who knew the answer (he legitimately couldn't remember) so I looked on the Internet. Another website lists the family as the Wilkersons. So what's the scoop? — Nate S., Portland, Ore.

Televisionary: As I understand it, the name Wilkerson was used in a script only, but has never been shown or uttered on the series itself. Call me a stickler, but if it didn't air, it didn't happen.