Question: Hey, just so you know, I read your column and I love you, even if you don't have an endorsement deal (Ask Ausiello 2/23). Want me to send you some cases of your favorite flavor? If so, just say the word! — Wendy the Snapple Lady

Ausiello: Wow! First Greg Grunberg asks Ausiello to pitch his pet charity, and now Wendy the Snapple Lady writes in to offer me free product in a veiled attempt to get me to call off my Snapple boycott. So, this is what power feels like. I'll tell you what, Ms. Wendy. I'll go back to my Snapple-lovin' ways under one condition: Please put your Celebrity Fit Club costar Daniel Baldwin out of his misery. I don't care how you do it, just end the poor guy's suffering. He's making a mockery of the good Baldwin name. And as far as the free Snapple goes, my ethics as a journalist prevent me from accepting such an offer in such a public forum, so whadaya say we continue this conversation off line...