Question: Hey, congrats on becoming an uncle! Your brother David isn't in the Navy, is he? — Jo-Ann

Ausiello: Why, yes he is, as a matter of fact. He graduated from Annapolis and is currently a PR officer at the Naval War College in R.I. (Picture Kelly from The Apprentice but much more capable of motivating the troops.) He's actually heading out into the civilian world this spring, so if anyone knows of any marketing/PR jobs in the PA/NY/NJ area, let me know ASAP. There may be a commission in it for you. Then again, there may not.