Question: How famous do you think you are? Well, apparently famous enough for L.A.'s KIIS FM 102.7 with Ryan Seacrest to use your "Entertainment News" on their morning show. I read your column religiously because I enjoy your humor/spin on things. So, imagine my surprise when I was listening to their entertainment report and realized I had heard it already. From where? You! — Athan (like Nathan without the first "N")

Ausiello: So, let me get this straight, Nathan: They lifted my items verbatim and without attribution? I may have to introduce Mr. Seacrest to my new friend Anita Lawyer.