Question: How the f--- am I supposed to mail a frozen banana to Gail Berman (Ask Ausiello 2/16)?! One, you need to post an address, and two, I need dry ice. Richard
Ausiello: First off, watch the language, Dick; this is a family column. And secondly, how does Donna Summer's name appear in the phone book? Stretch it out now, stretch it out. Loud and clear now. Keep going. Summer Donna, that's right! Simmah down now! That's it! Now get! Get before I take a weapon to you! Come on now, simmah down now!