Question: I was so excited to find out that Gilmore Girls would be on the cover of TV Guide magazine that I rushed out to buy it... but Star Trek was on the cover instead. What went wrong? — Sophia

Ausiello: Well, for starters you left the house without taking your meds. Secondly, you showed up at the supermarket four weeks late and wearing nothing but slippers and a bathrobe. It's actually a really sad story.