Question: I enjoy your witty writing. It [censored by uncanny, family-friendly Televisionary powers] me. Please give me your home address so that I may display my [yup, again] to you in person. I'm a vixen who knows how to show men a good time. P.S. What was Dr. Bellows's wife's name on I Dream of Jeannie? Fannie, Lincoln, Neb.
Televisionary: Jeez, Fannie isn't a simple "please" sufficient there in Lincoln? My wife reads this column, y'know. Amanda! Amanda! Okay? (I'm almost afraid to throw an extra one in and tell you she was played by Emmaline Henry.)