Question: Dude, seriously, you need to make one of these other networks pick up Dead Like Me, or, so help me, I'll turn it into the next Tru Calling, where you'll be getting stupid questions about a ('scuse the horrible pun) dead show for years after its expiration. You've been warned. Oh, and love the column. Keep up the good work. But seriously, you've been warned. — Mike K.

Ausiello: For the record, I don't respond to threats. Off the record, you gotta give me more time, man. I'm doing the best I can.