Question: What does it take to get a question answered around here? I'm just going to have to stop reading this column if you don't respond to me. Now that I've got that venting out of the way, any One Tree Hill gossip? And will it be renewed for next season? Love ya. — Maria

Ausiello: Wow, you folks are bitter with a capital BIT this week. Here's your damn OTH scoop: Nathan's gonna land in a coma after getting into a nasty car accident on May 3. The following week, he'll pull an It's a Wonderful Life and dream of what life would have been like if he grew up on the wrong side of the tracks and Chad Michael Murray were the privileged one.