Question: The date of the Televisionary still shows the year to be 2004. What do I win? — Alan, New York City

Televisionary: It doesn't anymore, Alan — and thanks. And aside from my gratitude, it's prize enough, I think, to know that those who don't accept anything as truth until I say it is will now believe the friends and loved ones who've been trying to tell them it's not last year anymore. 'Cause when you think about it, is there any greater reward than that, really?