Question: While browsing TV, I came across your column and I noticed we have the same last name. I was just wondering where you are from? I am from Massachusetts. Maybe we're related! — Jenn Ausiello

Ausiello: Oh, sure — now that I'm a big star at TV Guide you wanna be long-lost sibs. Where the heck were you when I was getting hamburgers thrown at my head in the high-school cafeteria? Huh?! In any event, I'm a New Jersey Ausiello.