Question: I have to admit it took me a while to "get" your humor, but now I'm hooked and want more, more, more! Matt Roush and The Televisionary get two columns a week, how about you? — Kristine

Ausiello: Good question, Kristine. Let's ask TVGuide.com editor-in-chief Dan Manu for an explanation. "TVGuide.com would love to run two Ask Ausiello columns each week," he said in a statement obtained exclusively by AA, "but that would require its author to find time to squeeze out a second burst of brilliance in between his fancy showbiz shindigs and Hollywood hobnobbing. Apparently, he's just too busy to devote more time to you, his loyal readers. Sigh..." I couldn't have said it better myself.