Question: Please, please, please help me out. What is the song in the new Gap ad, the one with the guy and the girl walking toward each other? I have spent an inordinate amount of time trying to find this out, and if I don't find out soon, I'll keep searching instead of studying for my upcoming finals. You don't want to be responsible for my eventual ruin, do you? — Girl Getting a Gap-Induced Ulcer

Televisionary: I gotta tell you, if one more person says that to me — my landlord, my bank, my bookie. It's always take, take, take until there's nothing left for me.

No, I couldn't possibly have that on my conscience, Girl. The Gap ad in question, entitled "Kiss," features Badly Drawn Boy's "The Shining," from the album The Hour of Bewilderbeast. You've got plenty of company in your enthusiasm for BDB, which consists solely of English singer-songwriter Damon Gough. His efforts have garnered heaps of critical praise, and earlier this year he was awarded the UK's coveted Mercury Music Prize.

Now get with the books already and give your classmates bell-curve hell.