Question: Why would you even try to understand what Lynette of Desperate Housewives was going through when she fell apart in the soccer field ("Ask Ausiello" 12/1). You have not, nor will you ever, be a homemaker in today's society. So, can you ease up a bit? — Muzzy

Ausiello: That's a tad sexist of you, Muzzy. Just because I'm a guy you assume I can't be a homemaker? I'll have you know that I spent a good chunk of my Sunday afternoon consolidating all of my dirty laundry and carting it to the same-day Wash & Fold down the street. Now who feels silly?