Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's Fab Five have landed a $1 million deal with Random House to publish an illustrated makeover book, the New York Post reports. The how-to tome — which will hit bookstores in February — will contain "edgy yet practical advice" from Carson Kressley, Ted Allen, Thom Filicia and Kyan Douglas. There's no word what fifth wheel Jai Rodriguez will contribute, but sources say it will be completely useless.