Question: Are you still a Prison Break tour guide? I would love to have a tour of the set and meet the cast. How do I arrange this?

Answer: I've got bad news. Due to an unfortunate misunderstanding, my stint as a Prison Break tour guide came to an abrupt end last week. It was fun while it lasted. On the bright side, this will free me up to focus on my other side job: giving tours of the Grey's Anatomy set! Speaking of which, I have three spots open for Friday at 3 pm, and two spots open for next Monday at 11:30 am. First come, first served!