Troubled rocker Courtney Love reluctantly pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct Wednesday for hitting a New York City club-goer on the head with a microphone stand last March during a performance. Under the terms of the plea deal, the judge agreed to dismiss the charge entirely if Love pays the victim's medical expenses, stays in rehab, off drugs and out of trouble for a year. On the bright side, she can still wear a straitjacket, talk to herself and swat imaginary flies.