Apparently, the whole country decided to pull an early April Fool's Day prank. How else can we possibly explain American Idol viewers' decision to oust 24-year-old Amy Adams — she of the amazing technicolor hairdo — instead of pale space-fillers Camile Velasco and John Stevens, who gave two of the worst performances in the history of mankind. Even more shocking: Neither Velasco nor Stevens even placed in the bottom three! Instead, Adams was joined by perceived frontrunner LaToya London and aspiring diva Jennifer Hudson. Can the apocalypse be far behind?