Although when her Prairie Home Companion director Robert Altman died, Lindsay Lohan issued a statement calling him "the closest thing to my father... that... I've had in several years," she skipped out on his memorial service Tuesday, the New York Post reports. Adding insult to injury, Britney Spears' future padded cell mate was in L.A. raising hell with Jackass idiot Steve-O.... Finally, some nice news: the New York Post says R&B heartthrob Usher has popped the question to his longtime girlfriend (and, conveniently enough, his stylist), Tameka Foster. Oh, wait, you weren't still thinking you had a shot at him, were you? Oopsie. Maybe that's not such good news after all.