Photo courtesy Art Streiber/FOX Photo courtesy Art Streiber/FOX

Refreshed and relaxed by her quick jaunt to Hawaii - where, says the New York Post, she had trouble finding a top-tier hotel willing to open its doors to her and her paparazzi friends - Paris Hilton took keyboard in hand and updated her MySpace page with the following holiday message to fans: "Happy 4th of July, everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver! Just looking out for you all. I love you and have an amazing summer!"

I would imagine that Hilton's previous MySpace pearls of wisdom included:

" "Don't go to second base on the first date!"

" "Rethink that remake of a 50-year-old horror movie!"

" "Packing a bowl with some hash? Beware of video cameras!!"

and

" "Club-hopping while commando is a big no-no!"