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Paris Hilton Forced to Become a Streetwalker
Oh, OK. I guess technically she could also take a bus, but somehow I just don't see that happening. According to Reuters, on Tuesday, LAPD cops impounded the celebutante's Bentley after she was caught driving with a suspended license. A day later, prosecutors promised to seek the revocation of her probation stemming from an incident of alcohol-related reckless driving. If they are successful, the Simple Life simpleton could be fined (oooh, that'll smart) or jailed for up to 90 days. If they really wanted to punish her, they'd make her stick to that vow of chastity.Thursday's Today's News was written by Ben Katner.
Oh, OK. I guess technically she could also take a bus, but somehow I just don't see that happening. According to Reuters, on Tuesday, LAPD cops impounded the celebutante's Bentley after she was caught driving with a suspended license. A day later, prosecutors promised to seek the revocation of her probation stemming from an incident of alcohol-related reckless driving. If they are successful, the
Simple Life simpleton could be fined (oooh, that'll smart) or jailed for up to 90 days. If they really wanted to punish her, they'd make her stick to that vow of chastity.
Thursday's Today's News was written by Ben Katner.