Question: Okay, I read your snarky little column and blog and enjoy them very much. But the top spot on TVGuide.com's Popular Celebrities? You little hacker, you. When you got your new office, I hope they installed a special cargo elevator capable of containing your enormous head.

Answer: Take that back! Take that back or I'll automatically disqualify you from the big contest TV Guide is throwing next month to commemorate the 100th edition of Ask Ausiello. Preparations are underway, and I don't think I'm overselling it when I say it's going to be the biggest thing to happen since God created Earth. More details to come!

Now, head on over to the Ask Ausiello Discussion Thread in the Ausiello Report to discuss this week's column. All the cool kids are doing it