Britney Spears by Chris Weeks/ Britney Spears by Chris Weeks/

Well, this makes sense. In her ongoing campaign to outcrazy Lindsay Lohan and worry her family to death, Britney Spears has made another brilliant move: She's taken her kids and headed to Vegas, reports. The fact that neither she nor FedEx are allowed to take the young-'uns out of California without informing the other doesn't seem to have been factored into what I can only imagine was a thoroughly contemplated decision. Once there, the retired singer quickly made her presence known when her bodyguard was involved in a brawl with a paparazzo that resulted in his being issued a misdemeanor battery citation. Good times.