Sean Connery is being sued for $30 million by a downstairs neighbor who claims the erstwhile 007 is trying to "bully" him and his family out of the townhouse they share on Manhattan's East Side. The lawsuit — which describes Connery as a "rude, foul-mouthed, fat old man" — also claims the Connerys' renovations are a source of constant noise, foul fumes, water leaks and a rat infestation. On the bright side, I hear their view of Central Park is simply stunning. Stunning.