Soon-to-retire New York Giants running back Tiki Barber is in demand from big-name broadcasters, Reuters reports. Among the contenders looking to add Barber to their team: ABC/ESPN, which the New York Post says offered the big guy a four-year, $10 million contract to contribute to both Good Morning America and the sports network's football coverage. (Sources have since been deemed that tale not true, however.)

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