Melissa Stark is leaving ABC's Monday Night Football to start a family, USA Today reports. Stark, who served as sideline reporter, is expecting her first child in September. In related news, my dear friend Jill's water broke Monday morning, and I'm still waiting to hear whether she has delivered her bundle of joy yet. Jill, if you're reading this, would you call me with a freakin' update? I don't ask for much.