Question: Mike, my friends and I have a bet that this woman Joan who keeps writing in to insult you is secretly in love with you. Or about five days out of her extra-strength Lexapro. We're also putting money on you having scoop on Friday Night Lights. Don't leave us hanging, bud!

Answer: Thank you, nameless gambling addict! She is in love with me. How could I not see that? As a reward, I will give you this: The juice is loose! Look for one of the Panthers to improve his game by means other than wind sprints. And the big Homecoming game on Nov. 14 will reveal Riggins' softer side.