Michael Jackson by Eric Neitzel/WireImage.com Michael Jackson by Eric Neitzel/WireImage.com

Responding to a string of stories about Jacko deemed "untrue, defamatory and malicious," the KoP's rep has issued the following laundry list of denials (as shared by the New York Daily News):

Michael Jackson...

... is not on any type of meds, including painkillers.
... does not believe that brother Randy has stolen money from him, nor does Michael think any kin would steal from him.
... has never used or instructed his security detail to use force on a reporter.
... is neither selling nor losing his share of the ATV/Sony partnership (including the Beatles catalog).
... is concerned that his assistant, Grace Rwaramba, is being constantly assailed by Fox News' Roger Friedman.

I think all that's missing from the list is a denial that he goes out drinking with Paris.